I am a fan of Natalie Portman. I seek out her work and attempt to watch her performances, and now directorial efforts.
So why am I the worst of her fans. Many reasons, but here are some examples:
While I realized that she had gotten married, I did not realize she was pregnant until I heard she had a baby. I do not know the name of her child, assuming she only has the one.
When I went to look up some information on the Star Wars movies she was (MIS)cast in on IMDB, I found out she had been in 3 other movies I was unaware she had been in. (And thus I haven’t yet seen them as of this writing.)
I really am not worried about her personal life, except that she is vegetarian. That only matters if she ever actually accepted going to dinner with me. So there is a good chance it will not matter at all. Well, if I could get her to commit to be in a movie I am writing it might matter…..
The fact is, that while she was in movies that were mainstream success, like Black Swan, I love her in movies like Hesher. I loved her in Closer and Your Highness. I honestly believe that she has yet to really push her ability in a role. I think she has talent that we have yet to see if that role ever appears for her.
But I have no idea what she eats for breakfast, what her favorite color is, and I don’t care.
Thus, while a Natalie Portman fan, I am the worst Natalie Portman fan ever.